Which describes you best?
I wish I could make all the guests wear the same color to my wedding.
I wish I could serve nothing but champagne and strawberries at the reception.
I wish I could serve only finger foods and make all the guests feed each other.
I wish I could serve soup and hide the spoons.
I wish I could spike the champagne with mind-bending drugs and capture it all on streaming video for my weblog.
All of the above.
Which wedding dress would you prefer?
A simple frock that projects simplicity but is innocently alluring.
A lacy dress that seems prim, but is strategically revealing.
If I can dye it red and wear it clubbing later, that would work.
The word "plunging" must be used to describe it.
Anything in pearlized white rubber will do nicely.
How many ex-boyfriends are you inviting to the wedding?
None. That would be tacky.
Just the "One Who Got Away."
A couple, but they're dating my friends now.
More than three — but if I didn't stay in touch with my ex's, I wouldn't have any friends.
If I fool around with him before the ceremony, will the clergyman count?
What kind of engagement ring is your ideal?
Anything my fiancee picks out is perfect.
I'm stuck on those Tiffany settings.
One that will interlace with my wedding band.
I want something non-traditional, even if I can't wear it beside my wedding ring.
The bigger the better — so I can hock it later.
If cost and logistics were no object, where would you like your destination wedding?
Westminster Abbey, the Vatican or Jerusalem.
A beach in the South Pacific.
On the edge of the Grand Canyon.
In a cave glittering with stalagtites.
On the front lawn across from my ex's house.


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